memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: notanightlight

Misters Stark and Banner are reminded that although we have allowed them personal use of one of the helicarrier labs, this does not make it their “Super Secret Fort of Science.”  It is not improved by pillow structures.  Your IQ does not have to be over 140 points to enter.  And it has no secret password.

Aside from the S.H.I.E.L.D. issued one.]

(via awesomethingsandsuch)

cyprith:

s-p-a-n:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING. 

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I WROTE MY TUTORIAL ON.

I SHIT YOU NOT.

I GRADUATED COLLEGE BECAUSE I WROTE A PAPER ABOUT A GUY WHO HAS SEX WITH A HORSE.

AND THIS ONE TIME, HE TIED HIS BALLS TO A GOAT.

(Source: destructivemusic)

lulz-time:

 

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: lanimalu)

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: theavengersshouldnttext)

"The Heart is a lonely hunter with only one desire! To find some lasting comfort in the arms of anothers fire…driven by a desperate hunger to the arms of a neon light, the heart is a lonely hunter when there’s no sign of love in sight!"

(Source: mikbeth, via awesomethingsandsuch)

sicw-tony:

The Avengers according to Tony Stark.

 #Note that he doesn’t have a cutesie name for Natasha #This is because he enjoys living

(Source: commanderkari, via awesomethingsandsuch)

Belle's threat...

• Rumpelstiltskin: Magic is coming.
• Belle: I swear if you do anything stupid I will kiss you while you're sleeping.

captainlydwinchester:

“You have suffered enough, and warred with yourself, it’s time that you won”

(via fuckyeahbelleandrumpelstiltskin)